Wednesday fliers: HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!!

Look, I don't really like Christmas. Or any other holiday. But I can get behind New Year's Eve - after all, there's champagne involved. And I love me some champagne, especially of the rubbing alcohol variety (I am referring, of course, to the one & only Andre).

What am I doing tonight? Well, I don't really fucking know, except that I want it to somehow involve my bicycle - even if that's a two foot ride to the Metro station. The Metro, by the way, is running all damn night long, and is free between 9:00pm and 2:00am - so you basically have no excuse to drive drunk. DON'T DO IT. A DUI is verrry expensive.

I got off work early and starved all day long so I could ride two blocks to Melrose and have me some of this:



Then I had myself a little 99 Cents Only shopping spreed which amounted to $12.00 and this:




It's a Christmas-Decorations-Are-Half-Off Bicycle! Awww!

Don't know what to do with your hot little self? Maybe I've got something for you....







Don't ever say I don't love you.

I, for one, am ready to say Adios! to 2008. What a crap year, seriously, 2008 you can kiss my ass. Fuck off, 2008, nobody wants you here.

And hellooo 2009. Here's hoping for a sexier one.

(That wasn't very elegant, and it looks like I am going to have to wear pants tonight because it's cooold, oh well!)

Be good, be safe, and I'll see you in 2009!